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[01 Nov 2004|04:10pm]
Life has calmed down a bit since the kitten has stormed into our lives. I enjoy her company so much, and I have taught her many valuable lessons. For example, why stealing cat food from Midnight's bowl makes it taste better (that one sort of backfired on me, she steals from my bowl now), and why you wake up humans by licking their heads (again didn't work out too great). Midnight tries to teach her how to use the humans' computers but I teach her practical stuff. How to take the tail off a mouse and the best time to beg for food from the humans.
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[11 Aug 2004|10:37am]
I need more time with the humans. I start to cuddle with Luke and then Tigress gets me. She pounces on me and wants to play. I do enjoy her nap time quite a bit though.
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Do you know what my humans did? [27 Jul 2004|04:46pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

My humans adopted a third cat - a kitten. I have a little sister now. At least she sort of looks like me.

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[02 Jan 2004|09:39pm]
[ mood | determined ]

One of my humans finally added me as the mascot to his new website, It's about time too. I sit on his lap, I tell him how to program and design the site, and I purr when he's getting stressed out over the whole. Honestly it's really my site, not his.

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[18 Dec 2003|01:52pm]
My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 a_and_as a-squatting.
11 bat_cats a-writing.
10 camkittys a-tripping.
9 kibblekatss a-galloping.
8 ladycorbeaus a-hacking.
7 laffer1s a-raving.
6 midnightcats a-drumming.
5 pink sosofts.
4 swallowing new_snopess.
3 Ecuadorian deanforamericas.
2 chicken rfreeberns.
And a officialgaiman in a cantaloupe tree.
Get gifts! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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[16 Dec 2003|04:11pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Midnight and I have been using Dad's journal service, I'm going to be the mascot of! I'm so excited.

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[27 Dec 2002|03:39pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I should have updated earlier but that would have disrupted my schedule (I do quite a bit around here!). My humans are spending too much time on their computers and not enough time watching movies. On a positive note, they bought a new receiver meaning that movies sound better now. My hearing is much more sensitive and I've always told them that there were imperfections in their sound system, but did they listen? No, had to wait until their human hearing (humans are practically deaf!) noticed the problems.

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The Vet [11 Oct 2002|10:47am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

My humans made me go to the vet yesterday. It was an unplanned visit. I was losing some fur on my back legs and had a rash. The "doctor" said it was an allegric reaction. So what did the humans do? Removed my plant. Those bastards!

The vet even took this little metal thing and hurt me. He told the humans it was to see if I had mites. I think he just wanted to harm me. It hurt a lot! My humans told me to calm down.

Yesterday just sucked.

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[28 Sep 2002|12:28pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

My humans are not following my feeding schedule. I get food at 8 am, 12 pm and 8 pm. The only deviation allowed is if they decide to feed me earlier. But do they do that? No....

Daddy is still going to those "classes" and then comes home with "homework" that he does instead of petting me.

At least I still have my humping pillow.

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My LJ Trading Card - Collect 'em all [29 Aug 2002|10:00pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Trading Cards
Free Account Edition
User Number: 363003
Date Created:2001-10-07
Number of Posts: 11

Henry is a member of a LJ family. He came to be part of the Laffer1/LadyCorbeau clan, a little over a year ago. He's a big kitty who loves to cuddle and watch movies. Yeah, he's a little partial to food.
Strengths: Friendly, loves to cuddle, patient, sweet, ability to always look cute
Weaknesses: Food, tuna, chicken, orange juice, popcorn, mac & cheese, hairballs
Special Skills: Can wake any human, purr power
Weapons: Claws, teeth, kung fu kitty grip
Quote: "HONK!"

Make your own LiveJournal Trading Card!
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I'm big boned! [27 Aug 2002|09:30pm]
[ mood | happy ]

I am so happy right now. Daddy let me sit on his lap. He keeps playing 80's cartoons themes. I just wish he'd let me go to class with him.

Midnight has been in a pissy mood. He had an "accident" on the carpet this morning and got Mom angry.

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Boxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [06 Jul 2002|10:02am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

My humans bought lots of boxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so great!

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Strange, strange humans [20 Jun 2002|06:27pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

My humans have been adding all this new furniture. They removed the old, smelly couch and replaced it with a nice, plush, soft one. It's the coolest cat bed that they ever bought.

Caryn is at her new job all the time. Something about "full time" and working 40 hours a week, I guess I don't see why she has to be gone all the time.

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My *adventure* at the vet's [31 May 2002|02:38pm]
[ mood | high ]

Well, Caryn and Luke decided that they didn't like the fact I scratched the furniture up. So what was their solution? First, scratching posts and next patience. What did they finally do? Declawed me in the front.

I HAD TO SPEND TWO DAYS AT THE VET. The first day is kind of blurry. First, I took a nice nap, woke up and found bandages on my front paws. Slept more, ate and all the usual stuff.

Second day, the bandages came off and they gave me some medicine for the pain.

Today the humans finally came to rescue me. midnightcat is in a pissy mood.

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Stupid Clouds [01 May 2002|09:45am]
[ mood | curious ]

It's cloudy today, and I really wanted sunshine. At least ladycorbeau will be home Friday. I think she's planning to go the movies that evening. I really wish I could go with her, I like watching movies - plus I've heard movie theater popcorn is really good!

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My Strange Roommates [11 Apr 2002|08:42pm]
[ mood | full ]

First, my humans are acting very strange. They kept talking about job searching, moving, etc... When the "m" word (moving) came up, they told me and Midnight that we are definitely coming along.

The weather has been very nice. The only downside is that Midnight was staying out of the sun because he was getting hot. His long black fur doesn't make the summer easy for him.

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Iams Diet Wet Food [22 Mar 2002|12:29pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

The humans bought me a "special" wet food just for me. Initially I was very excited, then I found out it was diet food. How insulting - I like all 16 pounds of me.

On a more positive note, they cleaned the apartment and I have more room.

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[18 Mar 2002|11:32am]
[ mood | hungry ]

It's been awhile since I've updated. But you have to realize that I need to get Caryn's attention long enough (she's always reading books for college). Then I have to tell her that I want to update my journal, etc...

The new diet is horrible. The humans tell me that I'm losing weight but it's a lot easier for them to sit there and tell how much weight I've lost. They're not the ones getting only three meals a day.

Midnight's being ok. I've stopped stealing his food as much. Plus he started stealing part of my dinner. I can't have that so I've started to give in a little about the whole food thing.

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What's meow and what isn't [19 Jan 2002|10:04pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

It's been a long time since I've been able to convince Caryn to type an entry in my journal. She was busy with this thing called "Senior Individualized Project." I don't think it was really that important. But she's done with that, meaning more time to spend with me and Midnight.

I've lost a little weight. The humans have been limiting my food - something called a "diet."

I've discovered that I love the comic Garfield. Garfield is very cool. I mean he loves Italian food! Now if I could just convince the humans to give me more mac & cheese.

Midnight's been his usual self. We still play every morning.

We went to Flint over the holidays. I got a little bit car sick on the way there. Midnight was (of course) overreacting to the entire situation. I did have to get a bath but I got to explore a house I'd never been to before.

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The Vet [12 Oct 2001|07:44pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Dad took me to the vet. I didn't like it, but I behaved. Dad held me and made me feel better. Mom put some "SoftClaws" on my claws. That wasn't fun but it's better than getting declawed. I lost half a pound just from playing. I need to take a nap.

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